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Posted on 19th Apr at 10:36 PM, with 8,535 notes

ponies-against-bronies:

pinkapi:

Discord Lamp Salespony

 

Trivia: My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic S 4 E 22 Trade Ya

Disabled Character, Disabled Actor: Stellar Eclipse, the pegasus in a wheelchair, is voiced by Sylvain LeVasseur-Portelance, a young man who is stricken with spinal muscular atrophy

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:35 PM, with 1,267 notes

finalfantasyfootball:

that feel when ur friends are all mad that you go to the bathroom so much cause they dont hydrate on ur level

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:35 PM, with 236,939 notes

telapathetic:

have you ever seen someone’s face and just wanted to look at them forever

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:35 PM, with 169,377 notes

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:34 PM, with 25,973 notes

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:33 PM, with 3 notes

holdencaulfieldinthetardis:

OMG I’M WATCHING HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE WITH MY 11-YEAR-OLD COUSIN AND WHEN THE VOGONS GO TO DESTROY EARTH HE SAYS “this is VERY fictional, isn’t it? I’m pretty sure if something like that were to happen nasa would be on it”

I’M DYING

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 89,296 notes

the-yolocaust:

clowis:

the-yolocaust:

i need like 40 more followers hell yeah

what do you need them for

were taking north korea by sundown

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 88 notes

a-fandom-to-remember:

a summary of buffy the vampire slayer:

WHY 

WHY WOULD JOSS DO THIS

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 126,770 notes

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:31 PM, with 86,469 notes

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

Posted on 19th Apr at 10:30 PM, with 44,135 notes

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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